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nignoramus: remember that honeymooners movie with cedric the entertainer & mike epps? and how it had absolutely nothing to do with the tv show…. welp, hollywood has done it again. Speaking of fuck ass battleship and what hollywood does…. It’s time for “What Hollywood Could Do But Didn’t Do, And What They Did Instead”.  In this round, we see fucking hollywood make a forgettable and average-to-below-average trilogy called ‘Transformers’, based off the cartoon of the same name; albeit with terrific CG robot action to boot. What they could’ve done is looked at the demographic, seen that the demographic likes CG robots, and has probably watched anime. Upon this analysis of the demographic, they could’ve used those CG effects and gave us a Gundam Wing movie; making sure to bring on good writers so the story doesn’t get tarnished in the muck of the summer blockbuster cesspool. But they didn’t do this. What they did instead is took Rihanna, whom I’m betting is as good an actor as a pastor is a pornstar, and put her in some dum ass shit with CG robots, that look like Decepticons or some shit, attacking from some fucking bubble in the sea. They took all that and slapped the name battleship on it, so that battleship nostalgics worldwide can feel the same way transformers fans did.  This concludes today’s What Hollywood Coulda Done but Didn’t, and Did Instead. Unfortunately it doesn’t conclude the bullshit movie. that will conclude when this movie tanks this summer.

nignoramus:

remember that honeymooners movie with cedric the entertainer & mike epps?

and how it had absolutely nothing to do with the tv show….

welp, hollywood has done it again.

Speaking of fuck ass battleship and what hollywood does….

It’s time for “What Hollywood Could Do But Didn’t Do, And What They Did Instead”. 

In this round, we see fucking hollywood make a forgettable and average-to-below-average trilogy called ‘Transformers’, based off the cartoon of the same name; albeit with terrific CG robot action to boot.

What they could’ve done is looked at the demographic, seen that the demographic likes CG robots, and has probably watched anime. Upon this analysis of the demographic, they could’ve used those CG effects and gave us a Gundam Wing movie; making sure to bring on good writers so the story doesn’t get tarnished in the muck of the summer blockbuster cesspool. But they didn’t do this.

What they did instead is took Rihanna, whom I’m betting is as good an actor as a pastor is a pornstar, and put her in some dum ass shit with CG robots, that look like Decepticons or some shit, attacking from some fucking bubble in the sea. They took all that and slapped the name battleship on it, so that battleship nostalgics worldwide can feel the same way transformers fans did. 

This concludes today’s What Hollywood Coulda Done but Didn’t, and Did Instead. Unfortunately it doesn’t conclude the bullshit movie. that will conclude when this movie tanks this summer.

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